Naked in the Dunes – Just Another Day at Work”
- Lia Schmitt
- Apr 16
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 24

This morning I put on my pink sun cap 🧢 – the one that makes me look like a lost tennis legend in the desert – and headed toward Maspalomas 🏜️.
But first, of course, I had to say hi to my African Grey parrot friend 🦜 by the promenade.
Sometimes he whistles at me like I’m Beyoncé on Fuerte – today we had a little “Hello – Hey – Whistle – Alright then!” moment. Deep soul contact.
Then I picked up my mom 👩🦳, who was already lounging like a queen at “Playa del Beryllium… or whatever it’s called 🏖️” – honestly, it sounds like a rare metal or a Pokémon.

She walked with me to Playa del Inglés 🏝️, then wisely said: “I’m turning back.”
And me? I kept going.
My goal: Fewer people, more wind, more freedom. ✅
And boom – achieved.
Right in the middle of the dunes 🌾, naked, free, wind-whipped and covered in sand 🏖️😄.
Okay… maybe a bit more sand than expected – I’m basically a schnitzel on a spiritual journey.
I can see the ocean 🌊, the mountains 🏔️, a peek of the lighthouse 🗼, and I’m just thinking:
Damn, life is good.

A few years ago, I was fighting like a glittery warrior ⚔️✨
– and now I’m working naked by the sea.
No one stares. No one bothers me.
I’m exactly where I’m meant to be.

Later, I’ll head home for the Great Desanding 🛁🧽,
then get back to working on my homepage 💻,
because I’ve got two new projects brewing:
1. Erotic Telegram Chat 🔥📱
2. Group webcam sessions 🎥🧘, cozy, heartfelt, low-cost
Honestly?
I’m having fun. I feel free.
And I love filling this channel with light & laughter.
Life is allowed to be light – and sometimes a little sandy.
Yours truly, Lia
(Dune 42, left of the lighthouse tip 🩷)
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